Congratulations! You have been selected as the Most Ferocious Fish in the city of Edmonton! While is doubtful you came from the North Saskatchewan River, as your scales gleam in the headlights of passing cars, suspended hook in mouth, its obvious that you were born in the city. Your fish bowl may be a front lawn but your jagged fins imply a harshness suited for the wild. Your captivity gives some obscenity to an otherwise mundane drive and when we look upon you we are reminded of the prehistoric beast within ourselves. So until you break free, you add a much needed element of the rugged outdoors to the cityscape and for that we thank you.
If you were to ask us where the wild things are Without hesitation we would say 97th street.